Yet Another Prediction

I have come up with a new prediction for 2003; this one isn’t church related:

A new scientific discovery will reveal that Americans, by virtue of their being overweight, are pushing the continent further into the earth. By 2004, if everyone doesn’t lose at least 10 pounds, the continent will be pressed down so far that the oceans will flood everyone out.

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